Useless Pages

All Too Flat   - Geeky humor, backwards Google searches, the Bible According to Cheese, help with pet names and an advice column from a halibut.

Alien Central - Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum.

Altering Time - A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.

Alvins Adventures - The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.

Baney - The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.

Become A Gnome.com - Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again.

Blah Blah Blah - Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.

Blue Duck With Fangs - A semi-vampiric waterfowl.

Brampton Bugle - Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.

The Brink of Insanity - Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.

Broadswords and Bunnies - A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.

Buzzword Free Zone - Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.

Candyboots - A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and children's books.

Cate's Garage Sale Finds - A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.

Contacting George W. Bush - Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.

Crazythoughts.com - A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.

CreepyGuy - A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.

Daffodil - A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.

Dave's Web Of Lies - Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.

Doggieville - Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.

Dogs in Cars - A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.

Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan - A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.

EggEgg! - Surreal comic strip with political leanings.

Encyclopedia Darcica - Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.

Find My Twin - Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.

FOUND magazine - Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.

Freaking Kids - Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.

Fun Latin - Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.

Giant Lava Lamp - A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.

Gift Horse - Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.

Global Honk - A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.

How To Keep An Idiot Busy - Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.

Hyperhero - Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.

Invertit - The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh - Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.

Iur - My Life - The life of a rejected mains plug.

5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things - Updated periodically.

JanPieter.com - Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane - A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.

Learn to Count to Ten - Using both Arabic numerals and human digits.

Lonely Socks - Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.

The Longest Domain - Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.

Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait - Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.

Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance - Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.

Meet Humples - A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.

Name Translations - Humorous definitions of people's first names.

Number Of The Moment - Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.

The Official Shotgun Rules - Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.

Pick The Worst - Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.

The Pointless Dot Com - Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.

Pointless Site - Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.

The Realm of Niftyness - Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.

Shameface - A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.

Soundalikes.com - Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.

Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley - Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.

The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken - The weapon of an ancient and secret martial art.

Star Wars Action Figure Webcam - The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.

Stuff That Sucks - A list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.

The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site - Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.

Surreel Toon Supply Company - Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.

Tits or Eyes? - Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.

Twistedmindz - A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum.

The Useless Information Society - Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.

VCR Clock Error - A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.

Virtual VCR Clock - Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.

Wah Kazoo - Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.

Watching Paint Dry - A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects.

306WD.com - Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.

Your Driver Is - An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.

Zasx.com - Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.

ZevZek.com - Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.

Zombo.com - Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.